how to have a GOOD date

A list of my observations on how to have a date at the end of which you actually feel good about the time you’ve just wasted.

Print this list and put it up in your room, I swear it works!

1. don’t take it too seriously, (if it can’t be helped > 2.)

2. find something positive in the stress - you’re alive! 

3. be pretty - needless to say IT’S (most likely) ALL IN YOUR HEAD, I’m not gonna repeat it

4. be unpredictable, be crazy, be interesting > it’s tough, I know

5. practice = Tinder fun (take all precautions though)

6. unless you REALLY like the guy, don’t do stuff on a first date please 

7. just don’t give a fuck, for god’s sake!

*** if none of the above prevent you from having an awful time, I’d seriously consider creating an imaginary friend - and I’m not kidding, it has worked for me since pre-school and it is be the best therapy you can get instantly and for free***

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How to create an imaginary friend (jk)